jumping the pond

one of my oldest friends is leaving and moving to england. wtf!!!! crazier than me joining the army. so much more badass too. she has always walked to a beat of a different drummer. like me, she didnt fit in. lots of friends but different. different in a great way. i can speak from experience, it can be lonely. no one can understand you if you can't understand yourself. 40 years old. never married. no kids. she has done all she can here. time for a big change. just moving. no plan. no job. staying in a hotel for a week and writing the story as she goes. badass. much respect.

the 3 of us have kept in touch since high school. all weirdos living lives separate. living in different places, working all kinds of gigs, creativity stifled most times, weeded out the bullshit and only do the positive. i cannot wait to follow her new life. denise and i have already planned to visit in august. my first trip to europe to see philly. xoxo

watch your 6

omg. i cant believe i didnt share immediately. i know those of you who read this shit, prefer that i be pissed. when im angry? im funny. this i know. ive always known.

i can tell by the hits on this blog, that people who read it? love when i hate something. thats when i get the most hits. except for the "club espo". people google that like nobody's biz. 2009 i wrote that. it still gets the most traffic. and so... here comes the angry...

so, i have "liked", on FB, every yoga studio in the Philly area. i need to know what is going on every where, in case i get a free hour or so.

so here i am, a month or 2 ago, and see that the "clown" is now teaching yoga on the outskirts of P town.

is it xmas? or just desserts? i cant answer that yet. but trust, when i can, i will.

sooooooo... anyhooooooo. he lied about his certifications. he cant teach with his credentials.its so easy to blow up his spot.

2- hes acting as a yoga superstar when he is creepy guy. yogi creepy mccreeperson. "i am now authorized to adjust you". maybe these "cool kids" will accept you? haha.

3- the best for me? im tracking him. i know where he is. not just at this studio, but another stupid main line spot. watch your 6. watch your 6.

4- remember i mentioned your "shining moment"? so close i can bite its face.

5- my ex you hate? has class cards at that place. hes also banged almost every "teacher" there. he told me himself as he made his way thru the staff.
6- i run with the yoga "elite" at times. they will hear my side.
7- youre still horribly ugly. inside and out. you will never be accepted.
8- fuck you.
9- again, watch yur 6.
10- LA no longer aknowledges you. you went from"im a producer" to "i teach free classes. please legitimize me".

watch you 6.
watch you 6.
watch you 6.

SGT Kelly the date is wrong. 04/2013 originally written

finally. im a member of the non comission officers. NCO back bone of the army. i made it to the promotion list 6 months ago. my date of rank is 01 feb. back pay for 2 months, not 6. it is what it is. so, sgt kelly is in the house.

speaking of house...

i live with the boo now. only day 10. it is an adjustment to say the least. i havent had a day off since i moved in. still 2 more days until i actually wake up here and dont have to rush out the door. i hope this works. we love each other a whole lot, but sometimes life and outside influences fuck shit up. stress is high around here. working too much, unforeseen happenings presented their ugly heads, the boo has an injury that is killing him. we just want to stop the hamster wheel. i keep wanting to smell the roses. i cant slow down.