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Wednesday, November 3, 2010

the reason ill always be single

this is what i look for in a companion. in no particular order. but all important

1. hot. i have to look at him and be like, daaayyyuuummm.
2. stable. no drama. not even a little.
3. career. i prefer them to "step out the box" and do something they love. different from others.
4. in shape. i work hard to keep it together. its easier for men. no excuses.
5. style. they dont have to rock a suit, but if they do, it best be fly. phat kicks. vintage tees. whatever. just always have flavor. even on down time.
6. no fatties. ever. call me shallow. i dont care.
7. must read.
8. must vote.
9. hair on head. sorry. there are a few exceptions to this rule. but not many.
10. manscape everywhere else.
11. dont try to change me. others have tried and have not succeeded. its pointless.
12. have your own life. own friends. own interests outside of me.
13. jealousy is gross.
14. be funny.
15. like to travel
16. try new things
17. not a deal breaker, but a love for reality tv couldnt hurt.
18. a lil latino in your blood also a plus, but again, not a deal breaker
20. love sushi
21. supportive of all my endeavors, no matter how crazy they seem to be.
22. my best friend
23. no slobs. if you dont clean, you best hire a cleaning service to do it for you. dirty is such a turn off.
24. a man that can cook is hot, but a man that knows how to order great take out is great too.
25. i like gifts. small and large. its so sexy when a man sees something and thinks of you. something as small as a cute lipgloss to as big as a mercedes. ha. thoughtfulness is key. i want to know, when im not around, im still in your head.
26. im made a priority. not that i need him with me 24-7. but the decisions he makes have an effect on me.
27. MUST KNOW HOW TO PARALLEL PARK!
28. no children. grown kids are ok. i raised my kid. not looking to start over. or get involved. what if i love the kid? and we dont work? what if i hate the kid? and like you? too much to think about
29. no racists
30. no homophobes. you would have to be comfortable around my gays
31. not from jersey
32. if you have a barbed wire tattoo? youre a douche. not only could we not date, we cant be friends
33. you are not a fan of celine dion
34. and i dont want a "sensitive" man. if you cry, youre a pussy. unless theres a death or devastating event, you better not shed a tear. i cant see you as weak. your eyes fill up at the end of a chick flick, i gotta bounce
35. NO RIGHT WING, CONSERVATIVE, REPUBLICANS!! trust that youll hate me too
36. everything else, negotiable.