watch your 6

omg. i cant believe i didnt share immediately. i know those of you who read this shit, prefer that i be pissed. when im angry? im funny. this i know. ive always known.

i can tell by the hits on this blog, that people who read it? love when i hate something. thats when i get the most hits. except for the "club espo". people google that like nobody's biz. 2009 i wrote that. it still gets the most traffic. and so... here comes the angry...

so, i have "liked", on FB, every yoga studio in the Philly area. i need to know what is going on every where, in case i get a free hour or so.

so here i am, a month or 2 ago, and see that the "clown" is now teaching yoga on the outskirts of P town.

is it xmas? or just desserts? i cant answer that yet. but trust, when i can, i will.

sooooooo... anyhooooooo. he lied about his certifications. he cant teach with his credentials.its so easy to blow up his spot.

2- hes acting as a yoga superstar when he is creepy guy. yogi creepy mccreeperson. "i am now authorized to adjust you". maybe these "cool kids" will accept you? haha.

3- the best for me? im tracking him. i know where he is. not just at this studio, but another stupid main line spot. watch your 6. watch your 6.

4- remember i mentioned your "shining moment"? so close i can bite its face.

5- my ex you hate? has class cards at that place. hes also banged almost every "teacher" there. he told me himself as he made his way thru the staff.
6- i run with the yoga "elite" at times. they will hear my side.
7- youre still horribly ugly. inside and out. you will never be accepted.
8- fuck you.
9- again, watch yur 6.
10- LA no longer aknowledges you. you went from"im a producer" to "i teach free classes. please legitimize me".

watch you 6.
watch you 6.
watch you 6.